hi im dina and i like u

i've been bitten by an enemy that's pretended to be my friend

cknd:

I’d actually be much more hesitant to ask my dad for $20 if he was made of money.

(via canyoufeelmyfartlett)

teacher:you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath):if you're an ameteur

pokemondaycares:

'oh gross it's dark chocolate i hate dark chocolate' 

good

give it to me

(via dracosplushrump)

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

(Source: celaborn, via buckyousteve)

A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

(Source: africandogontheprairie, via dracosplushrump)

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

Chris Pratt and Dylan Prunty Recite Lines from “The LEGO Movie”

(Source: markoruffalo, via ijustwanttohugdavidtennant)

collapsed:

*me at starbucks*

starbucks worker: what size do you want?

me: ariana grande

(Source: collapsed, via ugly)

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